My Clone Would Plot My Demise!

Last week was one of those weeks where I wish I could have had a clone.  The thought of having a clone has its appeal:

  • Conversation would always be amazing and informative.
  • I could actually BE in two places at the same time
  • There would always be someone to go have coffee with.
  • Not to mention the sheer power of the sexy awesome dorkiness times TWO!
  • I’ve seen me pre-coffee, and I would know instinctively not to speak to me until fully infused.
  • The entire coffee industry would LOVE the idea.
  • I would know not to bother me while I’m thinking. And I would know that I am an introvert with misophonia, so I would know not to make loud annoying noises around me.

Then said I to myself, or was it to my clone to be, I can never remember, ah, such are the way of things I suppose:

  • I could never win an argument with myself.
  • I would be impossible to throw a surprise party for me.
  • I could never blame my mistakes on anyone….except the clone me…..who is me. Ah, crap!
  • I could never “borrow” (steal) soda money from me, because I would know I would do that and I would catch me doing it or I would try to hide it from me and because I know where I hide things, neither one of me would get any sleep.
  • I could never give me directions, because both of me are completely directionally challenged and need a GPS to find our way out of a t-shirt.
  • And then there’s the whole, “Who used all the hot water?” disruption. Of course, I know I used all the hot water, so why am I even asking me if I used all the hot water, and I really need to get out of my face about it before I punch my lights out.

Hopefully, you can see my dilemma.  Alone, I admit to being pretty amazing in a goofball sort of way. Cloned…one of us would have to go, but which one…..? (insert maniacal laugh here)

Categories: Fortress of Solitude, Hmmmmm........, Perspectives, Wanderer's Wonderings | Tags: , , , , , , , , | 4 Comments

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4 thoughts on “My Clone Would Plot My Demise!

  1. I need a clone also!

  2. I have an identical twin- having a clone isn’t all its cracked up to be~ one gets in trouble, and its like, “Oh the twins are trouble makers!” – hey, “I” didn’t do anything-
    if your clone is liked, then everyone expects you to be like your clone- sad story…
    In the end, you do everything not to be identified with your clone. True story. LOL
    Best part of a clone? Can call whenever you like, a built in best friend!

    • I like the built-in best friend idea. I stay in trouble more than not anyway, so that part would be nothing new. Now the whole “being liked” would be challenging. I would have to be me regardless of whether I am liked or not.

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