Posts Tagged With: smart

Adventures in Stoopiditude

People are, by design, pretty intelligent I do believe.  Let’s face it, were we not overly bright, we would have been extinct by now having ended up somewhere along the food chain as some beast’s snack, or pudding, or stew, or roasted bits.  The fact that we have developed such a society raises many flags which speak of a species still on the rise in the brain pan division.  We can, for the most part, form words out of sounds, we have opposable thumbs (which apparently makes us half a breath higher on the ladder than Curious George).  We boast of our achievements, write voluminous tomes detailing our exploits, dreams, fantasies (and I’ll take a bit of a mental walkabout at this juncture……..feel free to talk amongst yourselves or to yourself or raid the fridge).  We build monuments to our accomplishments, brief though they may be, and we have parades to celebrate all things humanity has to offer.  I mean, let’s face facts, no where in the animal kingdom is there a single label on any tube, can, bottle or other container warning the leopards not to stick this product up the woohaa or they may burst into flames.  Humans have to label such things, because we’re brilliant.

Another aspect of the human experience would be escalators.  Yes, these devices of transport which are supposed to take you from the floor to another floor making your mind THINK you’ve take the stairs when, in fact, your only had to step twice and wait.  I completely understand why we have escalators and why they move rather slowly (so people like me won’t think them to be an amusement ride and throw my hands in the air at the most dangerous part), however, what I cannot understand is the incredible need of humanity to clog up the escalator exit because they’ve apparently been lulled into a sleeplike state along the ride and have now to be awakened by Prince or Princess Charming. And some have found that, absent the arrival of said royals, a swift firm kick to the seat of the pants tends to get the body jumpstarted. 

For Goodness’ Sake…MOVE ON ALREADY!!!

This clogging of the doorways, aisles, and other avenues of exodus seems to have reached epidemic proportions.  Anytime a group finds itself released from the group, not only does the group attempt to exit the same door at the same time, but those who actually do step through the doorway tend to stop and congregate as if they’re lost pets awaiting pick up.  Why is that?

Have we become so advanced that we’re beginning to come full circle back to stoopitude?

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Tantalizing Tidbits Of Thought

Learning From Others

I love talking with people.  Especially if they have a lot of life experience.  They seem to have wisdom that oozes from every pore.  

 

Granted, some are cynical and angry.  And also granted, wisdom is not limited to those with a lot of life experience.  There’s an amazing difference between being “smart” and being “wise.” 

To be smart, you have to learn a lot of things you may or may not ever use again, usually from books and lectures. 

To be wise, you have to learn a lot of things that you will use again and again in the actual functioning of your life.

 

Here are of the tidbits of thinking I’ve discovered, borrowed, found, stolen or otherwise acquired during my dance around this orb:

 

“Don’t piss off a skunk!”

 

“A bear can’t make Moosetracks properly, it’s the whole ‘opposable thumb’ issue.”

 

“Camels don’t drink often, but they still need to drink.”

 

“If you’re dumb enough to grab a snake by the tail, expect him to bite yours.”

 

“Elephants and women remember everything!”

 

“If you don’t want me looking at it, don’t put it where I can see it.”

 

“When you listen, use both ears and your heart.”

 

“Bridges help you get to the other side. They also help whatever is on the other side come to you.”

 

“Never say ‘if it were up to me, I would…’ if they had wanted your input, you would have been in on the ground floor.”

 

“If you want to guarantee to wake up early on the weekend, advertise your yard sale.”

 

“If you don’t want advice, don’t air your concerns.”

 

“If you don’t like the way something looks, don’t look at it.”

 

“Never look up when you walk under birds.”

 

I’m always amazed by the simplicity of wisdom and love sharing what I’ve learned. 

 

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I’m Really Not Stupid…Not Completely….Well, Maybe…

Having been referred to as an idiot, simpleton (yeah that one got used), moron, and other various colorful descriptive words, it occurred to me that my antagonists were attempting to relay some sort of vital information.  But what nuggets of wisdom might they be wishing to convey?  I, being the ever curious creature, inquired as to their reason for such denunciations.  It was at that point in the car ride that I became aware of the source of their derision.  One of my car mates had discovered how to use Google on his new “smart” phone and had decided to find some “stupid signs.” This, in itself, gives rise to many questions regarding my choices in friends.

Might Want To Call Now For Their Holiday Rates

One can’t help but wonder at the genius that thought this was a good way to phrase their advertisement.  Make sure to ask about their group rates!

 

Seriously?

Ummmm….okay! 

 

The grammar alone is enough to cause serious doubts of my return visit.  Then again, persistence is a virtue, or so I’ve been told.

 

Buck up and buckle up!  Hoist ‘em high, for thar’s a ruff ride ahead!

After listening to their blather for quite some time, this is how I felt upon arrival at our destination.

Next time, I shan’t be the one driving!  And I won’t be using any phone that’s smarter than I am.  Which explains the tin cans and string I keep to hand in the car.

Given the signs we see every day, one has to wonder if our intelligence is truly being assaulted or insulted or both!

 

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